memeboxing

[fe_male]

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Ph. D.

[fe_male]

Thank you. I've been telling this to other people for a while now and so far they all just think I'm crazy. Not fair.

Yeah she probably will. One of the other reasons she's terrifying.

work it

[motherofnemesis]

They're crazy. Definitely them who are the crazy ones in this equation. [ In a lot of ways Natasha reminds her both of herself and of some of the people she used to work with. ]

I'm hiding behind you.

move that bitch kuh-crazy

[fe_male]

[ i have a gif of him walking that actually has 'walk walk fashion baby' on it but i don't have it here so just pretend and i'll show you when i get home ]

Yeah, that's gonna work.

grabby hands

[motherofnemesis]

Your inevitable doom will give me enough time to come up with an escape plan.

well i thought i had it but i can't find it one day i will

[fe_male]

I'm glad I could stick around long enough to make that kind of heroic sacrifice just for you.

i will wait

[motherofnemesis]

She probably wouldn't actually kill you, you're on her team.

~for you baby~~~

[fe_male]

That's what she wants me to think.

you're so nice to me 8D

[motherofnemesis]

I don't think she's a double agent.

<3<3

[fe_male]

She'd be a pretty shitty one if you did.

ily2

[motherofnemesis]

Or I've just seen a lot of double agents over the years.

[fe_male]

Yeah, okay, that's possible too, but it's less fun for me.

[motherofnemesis]

I'm really confused as to why you think double agents are fun.

[fe_male]

I don't. I think figuring out other people is fun.

[motherofnemesis]

What if people don't want to be figured out?

[fe_male]

Then they need to try harder. That part isn't my problem.

[motherofnemesis]

I must have really annoyed you, at first.

[fe_male]

[ Wait. ] What?

[motherofnemesis]

[ shrug. a little reluctantly. ] I was just - well, I was kind of an ass for a while. At the beginning.

[fe_male]

Were you? I didn't notice. [ Passive. He either did and doesn't care now, or really didn't and is thinking about why he might have missed it. ]

[motherofnemesis]

Well, that's nice. [ A little smile, wry. ] Doesn't matter now, I guess. Which is nice.

[fe_male]

Water under the charred remains of that particular bridge. Never do things by halves.

[motherofnemesis]

All in or nothing? [ Shifting again, restless. ] It's a good policy.

[fe_male]

Something wrong?

[motherofnemesis]

It's been half an hour, right? Can I get up now?

[fe_male]

[ Considering. ] Slowly. And you can't trick me if it didn't work right - although, I mean, it will, because I made it - but don't even try it anyway.