fe_male | memeboxing

[ she can still say it he doesn't actually want to have a serious conversation. as evidenced by the pause and recovery. ] Reflects poorly on my superhero image if the people I live with die in alleys.

[ does he ever want to have serious conversations. ] It's a really good thing you mostly live with Avengers, then.

[ uhhh ] Yeah, you're right - if any of them die it'll likely be on top of a building or something.

[ well now she's curbing herself from some sort of stupid statistic on types of superhero deaths because that's something she actually researched and knows. ] I'm pretty sure Natasha's immortal.

Can I be in the room with you when you tell her that? I want to see the look on her face.

I don't. Want to see the look on her face. I want to have at least a one state head start.

I think she'd take it as a compliment, you know, with that face she makes that sort of looks like she's quietly amused, deep, deep down, but isn't going to let anyone like you see it in a million years. It's like she's always making diamonds or something, internally.

[ squinting ] That's terrifying. She's terrifying.

I hope she would be complimented, because I bet she'll find out I said that somehow.

Thank you. I've been telling this to other people for a while now and so far they all just think I'm crazy. Not fair.

Yeah she probably will. One of the other reasons she's terrifying.

They're crazy. Definitely them who are the crazy ones in this equation. [ In a lot of ways Natasha reminds her both of herself and of some of the people she used to work with. ]

I'm hiding behind you.

[ i have a gif of him walking that actually has 'walk walk fashion baby' on it but i don't have it here so just pretend and i'll show you when i get home ]

Yeah, that's gonna work.