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[ She'll find that moment someday, or at least she'll certainly keep a definite eye out for it. She wants to know everything, which is hypocritical of her but she's okay with that. ]

You are so a doctor. That's terrible doctoring etiquette. At least your bedside manner's good.

Edited (IDK WHAT I'M DOING) 2013-01-24 05:24 (UTC)

[ I don't doubt she will. I look forward to that moment. Maybe it should go on the list. ]

What? How did you know that? Did I tell you that? My bed anything is exquisite.

[ Yes I think maybe it should. She just wants to know everything. ]

You've been fixing me up. I like your bedside manner.

Beta-testing does not a doctor make. But I'll take it anyway, you're right.

It works fine for me. Worked fine for me. See? All good. [ Patting her stomach a little. Look at her, all fixed. Mostly at least. Well on her way. ] I've had way worse doctors.

[ He leans over to smooth his fingers over the mark himself, assurance. ] Does seem to be working within parameters. [ Back to her. ] It's because they were less good looking than me, right? It's okay, you can say it.

[ She watches him as he does, just sort of drinking in his presence because she's starved for care, for the concept of people giving a damn whether she's hurt beyond her tactical usefulness in that moment. It's so strange to have him here, but it's pretty much wonderful too. ] They were uglier compared to you, but mostly they were just jackasses. Or didn't have any training.

Most things are. [ It's still a little absent, mouth on auto-pilot until he decides it's time to come back to reality for a little while longer. ] I'm glad you're okay now though. I'm not sure.... Well, I'm glad you're here.

[ She was going to make some stupid comment about his ego or something, but it dies when he says that second half of things and she looks at him carefully, studying. ] I'm gonna be here a while yet. Too tough for anything else. [ more subdued ] Thank you.

[ she can still say it he doesn't actually want to have a serious conversation. as evidenced by the pause and recovery. ] Reflects poorly on my superhero image if the people I live with die in alleys.

[ does he ever want to have serious conversations. ] It's a really good thing you mostly live with Avengers, then.

[ uhhh ] Yeah, you're right - if any of them die it'll likely be on top of a building or something.

[ well now she's curbing herself from some sort of stupid statistic on types of superhero deaths because that's something she actually researched and knows. ] I'm pretty sure Natasha's immortal.

Can I be in the room with you when you tell her that? I want to see the look on her face.

I don't. Want to see the look on her face. I want to have at least a one state head start.

I think she'd take it as a compliment, you know, with that face she makes that sort of looks like she's quietly amused, deep, deep down, but isn't going to let anyone like you see it in a million years. It's like she's always making diamonds or something, internally.

[ squinting ] That's terrifying. She's terrifying.

I hope she would be complimented, because I bet she'll find out I said that somehow.

Thank you. I've been telling this to other people for a while now and so far they all just think I'm crazy. Not fair.

Yeah she probably will. One of the other reasons she's terrifying.

They're crazy. Definitely them who are the crazy ones in this equation. [ In a lot of ways Natasha reminds her both of herself and of some of the people she used to work with. ]

I'm hiding behind you.

[ i have a gif of him walking that actually has 'walk walk fashion baby' on it but i don't have it here so just pretend and i'll show you when i get home ]

Yeah, that's gonna work.

Your inevitable doom will give me enough time to come up with an escape plan.

I'm glad I could stick around long enough to make that kind of heroic sacrifice just for you.

She probably wouldn't actually kill you, you're on her team.

That's what she wants me to think.

I don't think she's a double agent.

no subject

lmao

cries

it'll be okay

are you sure

trust me, i'm a doctor.

you are not a doctor but i trust you regardless

i might be one, someday

that would be so cool i would basically call you doctor at every opportunity. doctor jansen

like, 89% of the reason i want to be a doctor, tbh

how do you feel about the weather today, doctor. tell me your feelings, doctor. all day every day

doctor who?

i can't remember

awwww yeah

that is super effective

y thx

(doctor)

Ph. D.

work it

move that bitch kuh-crazy

grabby hands

well i thought i had it but i can't find it one day i will

i will wait

~for you baby~~~

you're so nice to me 8D