[ She probably wouldn't have believed ever, so tonight is definitely decent enough. ] Evolution. You can fight me tomorrow, I'll kick your ass. [ Said with the earnest conviction of someone drugged. And then, thoughtfully. ] I call you things you're not used to a lot, don't I.
I bet you will, yeah. [ Although only tomorrow if the thing he gave her to stop the bleeding and initiate the healing process works. And works well. But regardless. ] Hope you heal up quickly. [ And then a pause, because she's druggedly stumbled into the truth, and he's not sure if he'd rather have this revelation later when she's sober, or go ahead and do it now. ] You do. But... I like it.
I always do. [ Wait, that needs clarification. ] Heal up quickly, I mean. 's why I'm alive. [ She stays quietly still, eyes closed, but her hand reaches up for his arm around her, a hand to hold onto. It seems important, what he just said, sounds different from the rest of the conversation. ] That's good. Because I think I'm just going to keep saying them.
[ He gives her both - one hand to hold on to, another to continue holding her safely near to himself. Partly selfish, partly for her own security, since she seemed to appreciate it before. ] I like you being alive. Although I can't admit to always responding favorably to the unexpected statements. These were great, but, later on.
[ Yes that is the perfect solution, she likes this arrangement a lot, her grip tight around his hand. She can believe in safety, like this. She can even believe in happiness. ] I'd say everyone likes me alive, but even I can't do that with a straight face. Pretty sure the unexpected comments will stay good things.
[ Kodak moment, right? Or maybe Hallmark, with that 'believe in happiness' stuff. ] Well. Everyone who matters, anyway. [ Which is arguably also untrue, but that's an argument best left to the other thread, I think. ] But still unexpected. That's the key here.
[ Go with Kodak, she'd be horrified at the idea of a Hallmark moment. Even if it's sort of true. But hey, happiness is hard and sometimes believing in it is even harder. She snorts at that everyone who matters comment, because yeah sure right, but chooses to let it go. She's tired and doesn't feel like bringing in unpleasant topics right now. ] I'm good at the element of surprise. When it's not Sentinels purposely trying to make sure I can't sneak past them. [ Which isn't a pointed comment directed at him or anything. She's going to sneak past him some day, she really is. ]
[ Point taken. Kodak it is. Snort registered, but similarly not replied to, because hey, she clearly got the joke there, but if she's not going to bring it up, neither will he, because he's tired, and he's positive that she's tired and it would be dumb to get into any sort of conversation that means something when they're both so tired. ] Or not purposely. Maybe you're just not very quiet. [ 8D /poke poke the injured bear ]
[ Yeah, she probably wouldn't give much of a good showing in any kind of serious conversation right now. Between drugs and being tired, she'd be more likely to be crankily terrible than any good at it.
Tony no don't do that that is a bad idea injured bears have long memories. ] That's not even sort of the truth, don't be ridiculous.
[ Her mouth twitches up a little as she turns her face into him, expression melting into a wince for a moment when she shifts the rest of her body to follow without thinking before she settles again. ]
You totally did fix it. Did I say thank you? But you're still being really mean now, I'm definitely quiet and good at sneaking.
[ Just casually pretending to neither notice that wince, nor the accelerated beating of her heart as the brain registered the pain, nor the smell of her endocrine system's response, nor anything else that would indicate such a banal thing as 'pain'. ]
I don't actually remember, so I'll say that now you have, and no big. I needed a guinea pig anyway. [ 8D ] We'll see about that last bit when you're back on your feet though.
[ He's the best Tony, and now she's half on him, one arm slung across his stomach, and she's happy with the warmth and his arm and everything. Well, not everything, she's still dissatisfied with herself in a lot of different ways, but she can shove those under for now, not think about them until she's alone and knows she won't broadcast anything on accident. For now, this is enough. ]
Nice to know my health matters so much. [ But she says it mildly, a little amused. ] I could be on my feet right now if I wanted. And we will see. Or you won't see until I'm right there.
[ If she seems unsettled at all, or still reserved to a degree, he'll likely just blanket her in his own shields and keep everything quiet. Better than anything else he can do, anyway. ]
Faith in your ability to be healthy, that's how you should be looking at it. And in my own ability to be right all the time. Also I'd like to just carve out a moment here to remind you that I technically have a heart condition, so you turning into some sort of ninja all of a sudden would be unappreciated. Unless you come bearing fruit, and no surprises.
[ Really she'll probably be generally reserved in some ways for a little while here, because that was jarringly unexpectedly unpleasant. But she'll do her best not to be obvious about it, and she'll appreciate the shields. ]
Why do you have faith in my ability to be healthy? That's totally unjustified. [ she huffs out a silent laugh. ] I bet I can come up with surprises you won't mind.
I did say part of it was also faith in my ability to be basically omniscient too, so. [ Hip nudges are easy when you're both lying down next to each other/sort of on top of-slash-under each other. ] That a promise?
You're totally not omniscient. [ And they're casually reassuringly nice, too. She exhales audibly, lets the last tension drain from her body. ] I can make it one, if you want.
How do you know? Are you omniscient? [ He feels that tension leave and for one moment feels like he's doing things okay, sometimes. Like he's handling her and situations and stuff the way he's supposed to be. It's nice. She loses her tension, he gets some esteem, and they can both settle down a little more comfortably. ] Oh, I totally want it to be one, yes.
I don't have to be omniscient to know that you're not, okay. You can't build a fire. [ He should be taking esteem out of that whole accomplishment. Her experience with injuries and such has been the sort to make them freak her out quite a lot, and she's fairly certain if he wasn't here right now she wouldn't be handling this whole thing too well at all. ] Okay, it's a promise. Surprises you won't mind at all, I'm thinking of some.
What the hell does building a fire have to do with omniscience? I know how to build a fire. I can totally make a fire. [ He was in like a summer crash course boy scout troupe with one other dude in the Middle East and he got pretty good at making fires. js ] You do that. I'll think of ways to make sure I don't have a heart attack, just in case.
Omniscience is about knowing everything. You tried to convince me you could build a fire ages ago, but I won't believe you until you prove it. [ Won't believe it until she sees it, really. Just because. ] I'm not going to give you a heart attack, promise.
[ Normal people would have a pause to place this conversation but because he's Tony Stark, he doesn't need it. Hell yeah. ] Seriously, do I need to actually get up and build you a fire right now? I'm still insulted you don't think I can do the most basic of human achievements.
[ No don't threaten to get up she really doesn't want that. ] You can build me a fire tomorrow. Or anytime I can come with you. Not now. No moving now. [ Importance is the mother of repetition, and of holding onto his hand a little tighter. ] Lots of people can't make fire, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
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Tony no don't do that that is a bad idea injured bears have long memories. ] That's not even sort of the truth, don't be ridiculous.
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Maybe I've just been being super nice about how noisy you actually are this whole time.
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Maybe you should stop lying to a gravely wounded soldier, that's just rude.
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You totally did fix it. Did I say thank you? But you're still being really mean now, I'm definitely quiet and good at sneaking.
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I don't actually remember, so I'll say that now you have, and no big. I needed a guinea pig anyway. [ 8D ] We'll see about that last bit when you're back on your feet though.
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Nice to know my health matters so much. [ But she says it mildly, a little amused. ] I could be on my feet right now if I wanted. And we will see. Or you won't see until I'm right there.
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Faith in your ability to be healthy, that's how you should be looking at it. And in my own ability to be right all the time. Also I'd like to just carve out a moment here to remind you that I technically have a heart condition, so you turning into some sort of ninja all of a sudden would be unappreciated. Unless you come bearing fruit, and no surprises.
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Why do you have faith in my ability to be healthy? That's totally unjustified. [ she huffs out a silent laugh. ] I bet I can come up with surprises you won't mind.
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lmao
cries
it'll be okay
are you sure
trust me, i'm a doctor.
you are not a doctor but i trust you regardless
i might be one, someday
that would be so cool i would basically call you doctor at every opportunity. doctor jansen
like, 89% of the reason i want to be a doctor, tbh
how do you feel about the weather today, doctor. tell me your feelings, doctor. all day every day
doctor who?
i can't remember
awwww yeah
that is super effective
y thx
(doctor)
Ph. D.
work it
move that bitch kuh-crazy
grabby hands
well i thought i had it but i can't find it one day i will
i will wait
~for you baby~~~
you're so nice to me 8D
<3<3
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