Yeah, we probably are allowed to gossip about celebrities, but we already talk about me all the time, I was trying to inject a little variety into things. But hey, we can talk about me if you want to, sure.

[ Straight lines, right? He figures if he tries for something mostly straight, then at least he can claim either success or intentional failure depending on how it goes. Or maybe she just wants something chopped looking, or layered. In truth, he actually has very steady hands, very good fine motor control - it's really just that hair hates to stay still for some reason. It always seems to curve off somewhere and surprise you after you've already swept. ]