[ Yeah, well, futurist he may be, he never envisioned one where he had children. At least, not one where he had children he knew about before they were at least four years old and their mothers came back calling for paternity tests and child support and some sort of pro bono lawyer looking to make a name for themselves. That one he has thought about several times. This one? Not so much. ]

I've heard there are actually multiple parenting advice books and tutorials. Practically several, even. I'm sure he'll be able to hunt them down. [ He didn't take it that way at all. It's the truth, as far as he's aware. They're better with each other. ] It's mutual. We'll be okay. [ He suddenly realizes the way that they're talking about this. It's a baby. Don't most people consider this a good thing? ] It's a tiny person who can't tell us no or complain for like, a whole two and a half years. It'll be cake.